Friday, 29 July 2011

child's play

god work is lame. you know those days where you would rather drag your face along the pavement at a steady jogging pace. yeah that was my day today. but i come home to talk to an old friend who I've known for about 7 years now. Mitch. shes pretty sweet other than her bull dyke friends (they don't like me literally because i have a penis), but i cant hold that against her or them. as much as i would like to. any ways she is now the proud owner of a 2 year old little girl who was basically abandoned by her mother, who you might say is our mutual friend. now i know I'm no saint nor am i cool with being a father yet but holy shit i think this girl has stepped over every boundary's that even meerkats couldn't cross high on LSD.

back story.
i was living in BC at the time and i was having a good old time being a stupid boy and having sex with who ever i felt like, i wanted to, or who would let me. my buddy at the time, tank, was at the time a pretty cool guy we chilled drank drove around and basically "ran show" like morons. so this girl he met some time back in the day came out with us one night. i did my thing, apparently what ever it was worked. i took her home one or two nights, had some fun. she wasn't drinking at the time because she was seven or eight months pregnant. i thought bonus no chance of getting her knocked up (yeah  that's how i thought, shoot me). she was pretty into me for about a week then i didn't hear from her a few days later so i called up tank and wanted to know what was up and see if we could find a party. he said he was busy with his new girlfriend, i think you see where that's going. yes it was prego. not even two days after having sex with me she moved onto my best friend. meh okay so no big deal, she left me, we were not dating nor had any title. but tank, i was a pissed at, he stopped talking to me and just started being a total douche just for her.we do crazy things for love?  half a year or more down the road they move a few hours away to "start a life." tank went to work all day while she stayed at home feeding her kid junk food and not giving her child any structure. even i know there are some things you need to do as a parent. few months later i hear numerous story's of how she comes back to the town i was living in and sleeps around. whether they are true or not i don't care. but during all this i realized what she was in the relationship for. eureka! GOLD DIGGER... this becomes increasingly funnier to me as i hear of how they are just making it by in their life. funny because she fails at digging. you pick up old guys with careers not the manager of radio shack, i thought. this life continues for them for a while until tank figures out she actually has been cheating on him. he apologized for being a douche I'm still not okay with talking to him. i wear my grudge like a crown. but good on him for being the better man.

a year later my old friend, Mitch is a very caring and loving person. beyond a doubt. starts baby sitting the now year and a half child only off and on at first while prego dates drug dealers and any sort of shady character she thinks might have money. again failing at gold digging. i listen to the story's as i see things unfold. just to be there for Mitch so she has some one, who understands, to talk to. however today it came up again that shes is now full time parenting the child. good for her to take over, i say. meanwhile prego is "dating" another of my long time best friends. now i don't have many of them, so I'm just going to call this one bill. he is basically a glorified janitor who works in the hospital. being in the medical system he makes decent enough money nothing to get up and clap for, but hey prego found some one hurting enough for a relationship that actually might have money. win for prego she finally kind of figured out how to be a gold digger. what a loss for bill. now hes going to be spending all his money and time on a succubus deadbeat mom. just to feel like he has some one again. honestly wish i could help.

these are only some of the things i can think of to add into this story because i have no need to loose my mind in any of this. so at first i thought: hey good job deadbeat for trying to find a "father" for the child. but now you have abandoned your child. doesn't that defeat the purpose. it will be interesting to see how this turns out with bill. seeming as how if he keeps up with this shenanigans his everyday will be just like my day was today. questionably terrible at best.

Wednesday, 27 July 2011

some thing that came up around the water cooler

    there are times when you're with a person and you have some feelings grow but never returned whether it be from your side or the happens, i know, surprise!
well my buddy who isn't really a friend but for arguments sake lets say he is. has had this off and on again thing with this girl but she just cant get her shit together. so he, being the guy (i use that term loosely)he is breaks it off with her for what he thinks is the final time. well this is where the real situation comes in she comes back around a month later without a word, not even a hey i miss you, and just lays him out with a oh by the way i'm pregnant.

   okay so, i don't know how or why girls think that's a good way to go about getting back with the guy. i get that it, forces the guy in question, into a feeling shitty if he doesn't get back with her. but i mean honestly isn't that what we should all just try and avoid in life... its kinda like blackmail isn't it? i mean what if she is known to sleep around and its not his, or shes just a chronic liar. what to do, what to do?
  okay so how do you prevent a situation like this i know some girls are crazy and you should avoid them but i'm the kind of guy that likes em a little coo-coo, batty, or nuts. i find it keeps things more interesting, plane Janes just arnt my thing. but other than avoiding the crazy's what do you do if that happens to you? personally depending on the history on the situation i think i might just tell her to F**k right off. i know its insensitive but the choice was made already, that they were to have nothing to do with each other right? i don't know its not an every day thing for me to think about it but this is what mattered to me today on a off and on rainy day.

Monday, 25 July 2011


first i'm going to start by saying that my question mark button currently doesn't work. i also have no intention of fixing it. my grammar is testy and my spelling may be worse. i'm a simple person with simple interests and joys. unless my spell check fixes it, eff it.

my aim is to make this a sort of Vlog. over the next few months i will be posting plenty of things and plenty more ideas. i tend to ramble. i will do my best to refrain. my big task for this is to test how well i can let myself be open with people who ive never met. what i hope you, the veiwer, gets out of this, is entirly up to you, but i do hope you get some thing out of it. be it a laugh, some helpful tips or tricks. hell hate me if it makes you feel good. better yet just some one to maybe relate to is cool with me.

i was born in a small town, moved to more than twenty-two different towns by the time i was twenty-one. my parents are, a story for another day, but neither having any major part in my life. i am a fairly open person so long as you don't preach to me. i am willing to listen to any thing you have to say on any subject matter but once it becomes an imposing force i will become remiss. i am an implicit atheist, not much to be said about that. i'm twenty four and have nothing to show for my life but plenty of scars and a few broken hearts.moving right along. Fin